(203) 888-3954
Par: 42
Cost: $5 for adults
Difficulty: 4
Creativity: 2
Atmosphere: 7
While the course looks attractive from the roadside, what with its raging river and replica sawmill, actually playing it reveals little more that a few putting greens interspersed with rocks or logs that the owners apparently found in the woods. Seriously, if you're looking for any obstacle besides a rock or a log, leave at once. Even the sawmill hole, which looks quite seductive, is in fact simply a putting green inside a shack, with an old non-functioning wood stove in the middle. To add insult to injury, the cheese fries and ice cream were below par (ha ha ha) and to add injury to insult, my stomach and my wallet both hurt. Stay away from the Olde Sawmill or risk getting cut to shreds. Reviewed by: Ahmed Kazikian